Everything I know about David Cage has always indicated he’s a lunatic who demands no repercussions for his actions and has some serious issues with racial stereotyping and portrayals.

Honestly, the first episode of the season was such a disappointment that I just got drunk about halfway through, have basically no idea how it ended, and didn’t bother rewatching, instead depending on “Previously, on the X-Files . . .”

Also, She has no legs to stand on

I’ve been watching the Sutherlands age with horrified fascination. Kiefer increasingly looks like a slightly beefier version of his dad, and Donald is clearly turning into a g-g-g-g-g-ghost as we watch.

I’d be interested in seeing his syllabus/course readings.

I will probably regret saying this, but I would totally buy legal weed for a 17-year-old.

Username checks out.

You know, I’ve decided to draw a line between good movies and fun movies. It probably has something to do with scoring rides to go see Rocky Horror Picture Show with guys who had questionable hair and cars when I was fifteen. Occasionally, there’s a movie that is both good and fun, but it’s not often.

I never watched the Paris Hilton sex tape, nor did I watch the TV series she somehow got permission to create.

And I’d never vote for someone, like Roy Moore, that screams that every investigation exposing their actions is an example of the evil government at work.

I’ve seen a lot of grieving folks make a lot of questionable decisions. I believe that people in grief should be allowed to make any decision they want to about what they do with their grief, as long as they don’t hurt themselves or other people. And some of the decisions have been so terrible that I had to catch my…

I think it’s pretty great that his plan didn’t get any farther than “FUCK YEAH, LET’S PUSH SOME BUTTONS AT RANDOM!”

I could do that! I absolutely have the vocabulary to do that, just like I possess the vocabulary to label you as someone who didn’t have the intelligence to realize that responding to me would draw futher attention to me.

Well, I’d say I don’t think that everything about “the system” is unusable. I believe that parts are salvageable, and one of those parts is a thorough investigation of government employees.

Yeah, you know, I think part of it might just be that she doesn’t know the difference it means to a server. She had a pretty rough time growing up herself, and I’m not sure she gets that . . . okay, maybe tipped wages is better than the jobs her parents had and better than she had slaughtering chickens to keep the…

If anyone in the service industry ever sees a server stealing tips - well, what’s the worst horror movie you’ve ever seen?

I know, I feel like a jackass about it.

The problem is, a large chunk of the country sees abortion as murder.

Man, if I even tried to talk to my dad about it, he would immediately pretend he was deaf and stomp his cane on the floor until somebody helped him get up so he could go rev the car impatiently until we joined him.

My mother visited me recently, at which point I discovered that she thinks it is perfectly okay to leave a 10% tip. I am horrified and trying to figure out how to break it to her gently. Important bits: