Love this idea. There’s one on Amazon ($24.99) that is 0.9 lb. and suggests you can place the insert in the freezer before use. I’ve had migraines for upward of 30 years at a rate of 10x per month on average. While I have emergency meds that are a godsend, there are times that I’m “on the bubble” and unsure whether a…

Love this idea. There’s one on Amazon ($24.99) that is 0.9 lb. and suggests you can place the insert in the freezer…

So we need a candidate who isn’t afraid to blow up the wealthiest constituents with a 75% tax and forcibly recreate a middle class, as FDR did. Who might that be?

I’mma just leave this right here.

I eat keto (to balance out the vegans) but long before I changed my habits, I wouldn’t eat BK because that “flame-grilled flavor” just has to be some lethally carcinogenic chemical, and I’d bet you all the money in my purse that the same shit is what makes the plant-based burger “impossible.” 

Behind every successful sports team is some dark shit. It’s like Hollywood: nothing is real and everybody smokes. 

Recaption as Jared, DJT sans wig, and Eric. Makes sense, yes?

No one said English is one of the five.

The movie was not what I expected, but it was very good. Hanks didn’t try too hard to look like Mr. Rogers, but he nailed the unique speech cadence and the point was made that he did not want to be looked upon as a saint. No farts, unfortunately.

New phone, who dis?

Gee, I thought that Young Adult authors were ... not young adults, which is code for pubescent mean girls who bully others. 

I will never not post that every time I type “fuck” on my phone, my predictive text suggests “Meghan.”

What an odd couple. Even botoxed to shit, she looks like his mommy.

I call bullshit. On all of it.

I grew up next door to a funeral home, and Mitch looks like an “after” photo of the folks who passed through.

Apropos of nothing...dafuq is that coat Melania is wearing? It looks like it belongs on a thrift store Foxxy Brown, but I’m sure it is by a designer whose name I can’t pronounce and cost a bajillion dollars.

A house in the town where I went to college almost 40 years ago. A gang of five freshman girls was walking down the hill to get fast food. We were walking in two pairs, with me lagging behind. It was a very warm August night in the Midwest. As we passed a house with an enclosed porch, I stepped into absolutely…

This isn’t new, though it sounds as though it’s worse and more insidious than it used to be. In 1995, I suffered a miscarriage of twins at 13 weeks gestation. It was devastating. Afterward, I started getting coupons in the mail which continued for more than a year, corresponding to the calculated age of my baby(ies),…

How is the hotpocket prepared?

“Every performer producer and writer producer, the Academy says, had to justify their production credits, which is no longer required.”