and some cats will poop on the floor next to the box every other time just to keep you in your place

Cat Dancer is definitely the best toy, and it costs like $2. Don't try making one at home, the way that wire moves is sheer magic and you can't replicate it.

"If you place the litter box in the bathroom, scooping crystals and brown nuggets from the box to the human toilet is a cinch."

I consider a session beer to be whatever the British version of the beer would be. Y'know, just mild. Mild flavor, mild alcohol, only mildly interesting etc.

I guess we have differing opinions in what constitutes a neat story. I would describe this as nothing more than a story.

Just hire me to watch all NBA games so that I can bring a consistency to determining what is and is not an assist.

Roy Farms is totally in Moxee, not Yakima. Just kidding, its pretty much just one big shit-hole anyway (though Moxee has Bale Breaker which is an excellent hop-centric brewery). The one redeeming thing about living in "the Palm Springs of Washington" for a year is the giant hop processing plants that make the air…

I remember telling friends back in the day that James Van Der Beek had all the earmarks of the kind of guy that was going to have a blockbuster Hollywood career.

And the winners of each first round game (which is called second round for some bullshit reason) could be called sub-community-area-thingy champions. It would still be bullshit.

what we need is a system where congress can vote in more than two ways: Yea, Nay, or Pizza. That way it would be a lot harder to form coherent majority coalitions. Many liberals would vote yea for Obamacare, many conservatives would vote nay, but damn, some of them are just hungry man.

I read the headline as

I most def prefer the large Tovolo ice cubes to the spheres, the spheres are much more of a hassle to use.

I most def prefer the large Tovolo ice cubes to the spheres, the spheres are much more of a hassle to use.

substitute paper mache for concrete, instant weight savings. BOOM.

well that’s clearly stupid, but an airport where the terminals are under the runways sounds like an interesting and not necessarily insane idea

yeah, vermouth going bad is a big boner killer. I never ever get through a bottle (and it should be frigerated or chilled too). You can often find 375ml bottles for $4-5, a bit more costly per ounce but at least you don't feel like you lost at life when you have to dump out half of it when you decide in 6 months that…

Feel awful for KD.

I know "confines" can be used in that way (friendly confines of blah blah) but that is definitely not the first way I read that word when its talking about a shitty decrepit old building, I think of some Silence of the Lambs shit.

Confused, that Glamour profile (1984) says she was single but the article says she left her husband 3 years before 1988?

yes, I definitely say it Plin-ee not Pleeny, I was just copying the author's spelling. Its always on tap at Toronado in SF, and there are many places that get it in Portland on the regular as well (but that's because Portland is better than any state when it comes to beer—though Colorado as a whole is legit—Boulder…

From what I've been able to gather from working in the beer industry—and watching Jeopardy—the person is definitely Pleeny, but the beer is referred to as Pline-y, and that's just the way it is. I think because the people at RR didn't know the proper pronunciation at first and just stuck with it. Not that it matters…