To be fair, soccer fans are merely obnoxious, its the football fans in other parts of the world that are relentlessly racist assholes

It's Larry

Kind of shocked the cops didn't just shoot the black one for being threatening. #BlackLlamasMatter

Whats the opposite of a "bench clearing brawl"?

I think he is referring to how the rangers fan in you cares only about salary etc, while the human (maybe rangers fans aren't inherently human?) has the compassion.

and then the ice is a lot harder. I definitely prefer a bit softer ice (as long as its not wet to the point of the puck sticking) but I know others like harder ice because its quicker

It's 95% under the ice. Think about the inside of an arena, its 65-70* anyway. I really doubt the south Bay is warmer than that now. It is still harder to use a temporary set-up and worry about any changes in weather or precipitation, but the concept is very similar.

I (male/man/grown [barely] boy) honestly had no idea this was a thing. I never knew it was offensive but can definitely see why it would be. Is this sort of use of female more prevalent in certain geographical areas? Or is it mostly used by fratty brobros when talking about getting some?

Gold

I've been non-so-subtly pushing for a Chipotle-catered wedding (mine or anyone else's) for many years. Cheap, delicious, can satisfy veggies/vegas/carnies, and anyone who doesn't love it has him or herself to blame. Nice work.

It must be something more, it has to be. I mean No More didn't just come out of nothing, it took literally more than one hour of time that was not financially compensated.

As a week-day daily tie wearing douche, I concur. Fuck ties. I don't need to cover up my shirt buttons. I love my shirt buttons. How is a bow-tie acceptable as a tie replacement when it doesn't cover the shirt buttons—the sole purpose of a tie? I hate it and it makes me wear my shirt tight enough to make my neck skin…

I definitely bummed out everyone who was at the same super bowl party as me by ranting about the misappropriation of this song (not just by Jeep, but in general). It was Woody's retort to Irving Berlin's God Bless America, which he thought was trash. I think Jeep also cut the verse about relief lines.

Simple way of determining this.

There needs to be some sort of stickers identifying CDCKs

I don't see why they would go through that much trouble to disguise a Model X since we have seen many prototypes of it already.

oh shit, and we probably can't even use twitter to express ourselves because clearly Thomas Jeffermadisonadams didn't actually use the handle @foundingfathers but if they did, they clearly would have constantly been using the hashtags #deadconstitution #givemeoriginalismorgivemedeath

This is gibberish. Journalists don't get an extra right to film cops. We all have the same right to do so, journos are just slightly less likely to be harassed* by the cops.