1. Drunk russians fight bears EVERY DAY. Any true american could beat the shit out of a sun bear. #MERICA

Hey, I feel bad for Darren Wilson. His freaking face looks like such a "good ol' boy" face that there is no way I could not believe he is a racist bred in the south wearing a white hood.

LaMarcus Aldridge probably deserves better than just being referred to as "guy"

As someone who has driven a 2002 across this fine country 2.5 times (twice in August), I must suggest not doing so. In fact, don't drive any '70s car across the middle of the country in August unless you enjoy blasting the heat when its already 100*+ outside. Them damn hills (even Kansas is really one long gradual…