I love this! Thanks for posting it.

Good on them.

Wow. This is all kinds of great. Way to go, ladies!

I love my DST. Awesome job, ladies!

No the crunch is part of the experience! Old Bay, even as a Marylander, is sacrilege! Paprika or smoked paprika if you’re nazty...

The domino rule. I played with some folks that did that calling out money because someone missed it. That is some bullshit. You didn’t earn that dime! I propose that domino rules must be set by the house, BEFORE the game starts.

Relish is a respectable component of a well designed deviled egg!

Anyone who refers to the pork products as “swine” will be asked to leave.

There are at least 3 Aunt Cathes in my family. And no, you must attend the party, and take a polite serving of everything.

Lol, coffee can bring out an amazing richness and depth to chocolate if done right!

Anything made with miracle whip is worse. That's just not right.

That’s not how stacking works. Its Draw 2 on Draw 2, Draw 4 on Draw 4. There is no mixing and matching 

I second the Coconut Amendment.

And no coconut without a warning.

Does banana pudding with Nilla Wafers, vanilla pudding, and meringue count? I’ve got a pretty good recipe for that (warning: it’ll have to be gluten-free because I’m celiac’s bitch), or several other tasty GF items, including chocolate-chip oatmeal cookies, chocolate cake w/mocha icing, red velvet cake, and…

Ooh I can’t tell y’all how long it took me to realize that when white folks would invite me over for a barbecue or a “cue” it meant just burgers or maybe some chicken. I would have no poker face the second I saw that there were no ribs. 

“where white people coagulate”

So ordered.

You forgot to mention that if you’re anywhere nears where white people coagulate, check that you are grilling in the correct area. Or everyone wears a red hat, to make them look less threatening.

I'm ready for the meats!!!