According to local reports, some fans said the show wasn’t worth the price of admission....

I am sorry that you have such a sad life.

cilantro is not evil! take that back!

You can keep things cold outside. We have the technology. Or just serve the food inside.

Asking the real questions around here

Sure, it takes years off your life. But they’re the shitty years!! My great aunt lived to 92, which was about 20 years longer than it should have been. between the macular degeneration, osteoporosis and dementia, she ended up talkingto her dead relatives, complaining she couldn’t see them.

What if I mix the SSB with alcohol? Surely this is a two wrongs make a right situation!

Honestly, with this dumpster fire of an administration, I’m ok with him being lazy. The ones who are/were not lazy unleashed holy hell at the EPA, the Justice Dept, Homeland, etc.

That’s probably why there isn’t that much news about him. The more he stays away from work, the better.  KEEP IT UP BEN.

aaaaannnd now Space Force.

In all, he made a dozen weekend trips to South Florida during the 31 weeks.

“Drain the swap....” we heard. “Only the best people...” we were told. I’m shaking my head so much at all of this that I have an actual headache.

Carson doesn’t care about that stereotype.

You’d think the party that cries about lazy, lifelong government employees collecting big paychecks needing to be fired would at least try to make it look like they’re working. 

I read the title and thought I clicked on “The Onion”, by accident.

I mean if a fundamental tenet of your political philosophy is that the government shouldn’t do anything... then your supporters will be perfectly happy for you to do nothing all day.

Just one of many comforting lies ole Tyrus tells himself. And they can stay scared, as long as they refuse to wake up from their dream that is “Fake America’s” nightmare.

The Clapback Mailbag is the best part of my internet life. The worst part of my internet life is having to read the on screen piffle that Michael responds to in order to truly enjoy his responses.

It’s getting scary out here in the real America

“I’ve never thought about race before.”