That is a solid life goal which I endorse.

We just need Bryan Adams and his “Summer of 69" to complete the set.

Why did I push play? I can’t unsee that now. My Eyes!!!!!!!

See, now I’m picturing Kenny G pausing in mid-ballad and using his saxophone to just beat the everloving shit out of someone, and it’s pretty great.

Reminds me of that Chris Rock joke where the guy wants so much praise for taking care of his child, and Rock says, “What do you want? A cookie? That’s what you’re supposed to do!”

Looks like that’s the only thing he doesn’t eat.

Oh god...dictionary.com was one thing, but did THE Richard Marx just burn him? That’s like Kenny G giving you a beatdown!

Wow. Who would have guessed he’s a receiver but not a giver (aside from the black community)?

Look, I can get why a sheriff’s office might go on the offensive. Aside from their reputation being called into question because of how they act, they are just generally hyper-aggressive assholes.

And that is what really confuses me: they couldn’t dispute the larger conclusion, so they squabbled about the details. “He was shot 7 times, not 8 times, and 3 of them were in the back, not 6. Therefore you must acquit”.

I hope Dr. Omalu has recourse to sue them for defamation. This entire report is flat bizarre. The unmitigated gall of the county for pulling some shit like this; the actual nerve of them to be debating mostly minor points. Even using their own biased report, it doesn’t change the narrative of what happened.

Take all the stars.

“pretty girls wear pearls (necklaces)” Huh???? 3...2...1...

Sunken Place 90201

SnkenPlace 90210 isn’t the only place that this is happening. Trayvon Martin wasn’t in a rich neighborhood when Zimmerman killed him.

“The answer is because we’re black,” Carter wrote. “And it’s extremely unsafe to send our boys to the home of any family that we don’t know in this predominantly white neighborhood.”

Scorn and mockery is all the people in that room deserved.

Michelle Wolf used to work on “The Daily Show”, recently had an HBO special. Watch it . When I found out she landed this gig , I thought to myself “oh shit , they have NO IDEA what they’ve done.” Like she said last night about herself getting the job, “You should’ve done your research.” 😂

Of course they wouldn’t. They fucked up. Bigly.