The Fear Street Saga!! I may or may not have re-read all three of them when I was back home visiting my grandparents over the summer. They still have all my old books and stuff in my childhood bedroom (which has remained creepily unchanged for the last 15 years) and it is a freaking goldmine of 90s YA.

Oh my god, I am right there with you. My boyfriend and I have been slogging through it but good god, we are both ready to throw in the towel. They are just draaaaaagging these storylines out way past the point of being interesting. Who will Mary marry? What about Edith's SECRET DAUGHTER?? I don't even need to put up a…

No. This shit is sad and gross. I'm the mother of a 4 year old son, and I don't walk around looking like ten miles of bad road all day every day. I've definitely simplified my style, but it takes ten minutes to smear on some basic makeup, brush my hair, and pull on some shorts and a nice button-down. It's not hard.…

No, but not because he's a serial killer. He looks exactly like one of my exes, who was super hot but dumber than a box of hair.

Does anybody here remember AbsorbShun Natural Powder? Sometimes I think I totally hallucinated that website.

I completely bought into the whole natural birth hoopla. Things didn't go as planned, we ended up in a hospital instead of our cozy hippie birth center, I refused the epidural and was given Pitocin, which was HORRIBLY painful, and it was, overall, an extremely traumatic experience. If I ever have another child (and…

When I was 24, after a night of drinking and a morning of wake n' baking, you better believe I could've taken this thing the fuck OUT. Milkshake and all.

Butter face.

Speaking of stabby Chefs, I worked at this coffee shop that got sort-of turned into a restaurant when the owner hired a fancy-ass French chef to oversee the new menu. This guy had 'mise en place' tattooed on one forearm and a big kitchen knife tattooed on the other. THAT kind of guy. He'd been fired from his previous…

Uniontown isn't rural. It's a suburb of Akron. It's less than an hour from Cleveland, which has a vibrant and supportive gay community, plenty of black people (and OTHER kinds of brown people! imagine!) and an incredibly low cost of housing. This couple could probably buy a house there for a song and keep their…

A MILLION times this!! I'm from Northeast Ohio, and while it may not be the most blindingly progressive place to live, it's far from being a place where a mixed kid is going to be ostracized. This lawsuit is a cash grab, and one that will surely be very hurtful to their daughter once she's old enough to find out about…

If I ever meet Jared Leto in person, rest assured that I will aggressively hit on him in the sleaziest, eyebrow-wigglingest, "hey baby hey" Joey Tribbiani-est way possible. I will pull no punches, I will leave no inch of my (ample) cleavage unbared, I will hit on him for all of womankind. Truth.

I mean, I'm not. Was it not completely obvious from the first post that they're a couple of young white people? Who else talks like that?

Mine was terrible, too. I put up with three years of constant pain, 40 lb weight gain, acne, depression, and periods that consisted of three solid weeks of spotting before I finally said fuck it and had it taken out. I felt better IMMEDIATELY. I will never get another Mirena, although I have considered a copper IUD.

I had a really, really bad experience with PP. I think that overall, as an organization, they're wonderful and doing incredibly important work. However, that doesn't mean that they don't have a few sketchy assholes working for them.

I grew up in Youngstown, which is a stone's throw from the PA border. For many years now, my family has tried to convince me to move back home. When I tell them no, because there isn't a single job in the whole of Youngstown, they say "Oh, but maybe you could just move to Pittsburgh then! It's so close!" Then I laugh.

I've been to two weddings I'd say were pretty bad. One of them was a long time ago and I was only about 10 at the time so my memories are hazy, but the basic story is this: Groom is my now-uncle's brother (at the time he and my aunt were still just dating) and the bride was a woman who was....pretty well known around…

I'm about halfway through "The Mitfords: Letters Between Six Sisters" and it is just so much more incredibly ridiculous than I ever could have imagined. I gobbled up all of Nancy Mitford's novels when I was a teenager and they had a pretty profound impact on me. The reality of their lives is just so bizarre. Anyone…

God, she really is just a fucking flawless human being, isn't she?

THIS A MILLION TRILLION TIMES. GOD.