Hey, sitters are expensive. So is sex ed. Take your kid to an orgy.

"very small orgy"

Kim had dead eyes. Naya has crazy eyes.

I feel like this was a game of Two Truths and a Lie.

There's nothing wrong with her body, that's how a 47 year old body looks, if you're lucky and have very, very good genes. Why people should continue the myth that beautiful = young I don't know. Because as a species our window of youth is relatively small, and we'll be old far longer than young. That's a long time to…

While I agree that most often times honesty is the best policy, fuck that guy for calling you damaged goods.

Were yall able to masturbate during the movie or what

Those who do not remember the past are condemned to repeat it.

I would watch this.

"I was trying to do everything I could to avoid this animal, who seemed to know what my secret was."

To those people:

As long as Avril Lavigne is alive, Hot Topic will never go out of business.

I love hating things I haven't read, but what really puts the lead in my pencil is hating things that barely exist yet.