Bwhahaha. In what reality is it required for us to be “good sports” at a known drug user playing against a player that hasnever tested positive in an unfair system that tests her more that 3X the normal rate? GTFOH>

*Takes a subtle jab and at someone who legitimately got suspended for using drugs to enhance ability*

Oh tell us where you’re from then? I’d love to hear what Utopia YOU come from lol. This whole planet is trash bro, stop acting like you are somehow above it all along with whatever shithole you came from. 

Don’t you have more important things to do? Like throwing bananas at black soccer players?

These Russian bots are everywhere now

Dunking on Russians is as American as apple pie

Rolled my eyes so hard I saw my own brain.

My wonderful 27 lb boy.  Giant tabbies are the best.

if he’s big enough do we have to give his height in hands?

We used to have a mutt with Maine Coon in him that was 20 pounds and in great shape (we worked hard to keep him at that because he easily would have been 30 pounds if we fed him as frequently as he wanted). Now we have 2 cats that together weigh 20 pounds (and a dog who will be upset if I don’t mention her). 

Before I let you cut my hair I’ve got to ask you something. You wouldn’t happen to be a bear would you???

This is a fine typo. Have a star!

He is definitely already one of Philadelphia’s top 10 celebrities.

[extremely Elton John voice] get that, chonky cat

“Hah!” ~ Dads

JEB! At The Disco would have won the election.

Remember her Charles Taylor testimony? This ain’t her first rodeo.

The nonstop attempt to introduce Naomi 2.0: “The Nice Version” is still a difficult pill to swallow - precisely because she’s been such a pill for 30 years. Ask anyone who ever worked for her (or their worker’s comp claim for injuries sustained).

Kushner Assures Worried Ivanka They’d Definitely Be Last Jews To Go - Again, the Onion