deadspin needs more lesbian thirstposting

a purple-haired lesbian surrounded by her teammates with giant “DARE TO SHINE” signs around her is like, an incredible image as we reach the end of Pride Month, it makes my gay little heart so fucking happy.

Chef’s kiss on the post’s title.

“And the Russian Women’s Team is invited to celebrate in my hotel room at the Moscow Ritz-Carlton.”

France really got fucked over by the draw. They got the hardest draw of all the top teams.

Half the evil of having this game as a quarterfinal is that France is now eliminated from Olympics qualifying as well.  So I guess it’s a crêpe and a gallette.

Personally I think robot.

Good lord, his smile is terrifying. I would not be surprised to find out he is a serial killer.

I love this.

To steal a Twitter comment “This is Gallant.”

Slightly of the topic. Can’t help myself... 

“Similarly, Faustin says her training sessions can sometimes turn into therapy sessions”

Oh boy, can you IMAGINE a “seek & find” of the detention camps? That’d be some adult-only, Snark Level 100 content - I would immediately buy a copy of Highlights as a 33-year-old.

Find the toothbrush and bar of soap in this picture. /s

I hope some news channel gets the accused server on the air and she just goes “I say this with great respect: Number one, he’s not my type. Number two, it never happened. It never happened, ok?”

And yet neither man has been substantively held accountable for the shitty things they’ve done because their respective bases think they’re a partisan savior*.

I am absolutely enthralled by the level of patience for family bullshit in these stories!

How you did not sink that damn boat with both your parents trussed like turkeys in the bow is a miracle.

See, this here is why camping is a BIG NOPE for me.

I’m not sure if this counts because technically the vacation was amazing, but I dropped my plane ticket in a canal running to catch the bus to the airport when I spent a week in Amsterdam during college.