I have a thing for schlubby guys, so I 100% would do it and probably fall in love in the process. My boyfriend and I are a pairing straight from King of Queens (looks only, that show is terrible). When he gets insecure about me meeting a guy in the gym or whatever, I remind him that I picked HIM up at the bar.

“What kind of goat’s blood milk are you drinking?” should have been the headline.

Duh, of course I would. He’s cute-ish in a scruffy way, he’s rich, he smokes weed, he’s funny and he seems to be fairly pro-woman. Not sure what more anyone is looking for.

Cookies, Jack Black is just an older, more musical Seth Rogan.

Gabrielle Union is treasure and I would like to thank her for sharing that story. Cause it’s one for the books. #thatsoldnavy

That is great advice. Thank you. I thought of your words today as she was standing in my office blumbering another pathetic lie, and that helped me a lot. She is now in charge of a project that I helped her put together - my boss supports her and strong-armed me into it. I would like to play the long game too but I am…

I came downstairs the morning after the Alabama thing, and said, we’re putting our travel plans on hold (had planned to go to the state this fall) until they fix this shit. And my husband said: you can’t live your life like that. The fuck I can’t! I can totally live my life without getting to Alabama, Missouri, or…

I mean....because operating in a constant state of anger is unhealthy? And there are good things happening in the world all the time? And like....I have to interact with other people and being an angry person is extremely off-putting?

I also woke up yesterday (and again today) just wishing someone would justify a fight!!

I think it’s the abortion bans.  It’s the catalyst - and in many ways the last straw - for so many of us and the rage we’ve been keeping quiet, for the most part.

Ellie, anyone who reads your list and does not think as they read it that you are one of the best people in the world is not worth knowing.

Dude, Ellie, I’m right there with you. I had to quit Tinder after a week because I found myself swiping right on people just so I could start arguments with them. What the fuck do you think you mean by “Individualism > Feminism”? “Ambivert”? Myers-Briggs is it’s own pseudoscience bullshit, and you’re just going to…

You have nothing for which you need to apologize. You are absolutely not in the wrong here.

This, though. WOW. I feel like she saved me today. I am so tried for feeling so angry and having people baffled, just absolutely BAFFLED by women’s anger.

Leslie Jones is everything. I can’t think of a single thing she’s ever said or done that I haven’t loved. Her refusal to be put in a box makes it easier for everyone else to break out of theirs. 

Michelle Wolf had a good one too, she said they didn't look as senators as much as they look like men who say "huh, she drowned. I guess she wasn't a witch either"

“This looks like the casting call for a Lipitor commercial,” she says of row after row of white men.

I never thought of Moses as hubristic. To me it’s another biblical name like, say, Elijah or Reuben or Adam, or even Jesús. And it seemed to fit perfectly with what seemed to be a trend at the time of celebrities giving their kids old-fashioned grandma/grandpa names.

Keep Psalm and carry on.