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Side shave, Megan. YOLO!

White women are the biggest tattle-tales on the planet. They will report your ass to your boss, your teacher, the cops in a nano-second. Anyone who has been in the work force more than a year understands this.

I live a 10 minute walk from this location. Technically, portable charcoal grills are not allowed anywhere around the lake (there are stationary charcoal grills at some locations, and other locations that allow you to bring a non-charcoal grill measuring less than 27" across). They are next to Lakeshore Ave on the

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Yay Michelle Snider!

How hard is it for white people to mind their own business?

I’ve read some of the other stories since the Philadelphia Starbucks debacle. PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT FOR FELLOW WHITE FOLK: BLACK PEOPLE DOING LEGAL THINGS, LIKE SLEEPING OR COOKING OR EXISTING, IS NOT ILLEGAL. STOP WITH THIS SHIT.

And to keep it all the way 100. I’m from the exact same place he’s from. I live in Atlanta, and I know from several women that he’s creepy af. So enjoy him, cause the clock is ticking.

Excellent article, as usual. Of course a person is still Black, and still having a Black experience no matter who they like to spend time with.

Rihanna just did that.

*jerking-off motion*

His older brother is MEME-happy so I get forced to watch them. Fortunately they’re funny and child-friendly. So far. But on the bright side, he wants to join an improv class so I’m signing him up. I am determined to make sure my kids have social skills. I ranted at them the other day about how their generation isn’t

Congrats Kylie for renting out an entire park for Travis’ birthday.

It’s interesting to me that the Kardashian-Jenner girls are always doing big, grandiose lavishing things for their men, but their men never do the same for them. The last one I remember was Kanye’s engagement to Kim, but that appears to be the exception to the rule.

This faux outrage on both sides of the political coin about Michelle Wolf is cracking me the fuck up. That entire administration deserves much much worse than some jokes. They could all be on fire and not a goddamn citizen should piss on them for even the slightest bit of relief.

Conservatives in October 2016: It’s just locker room talk!
Conservatives in April 2018: This lady comedian is so vulgar!

I died laughing, but then again I have a sense of humor.

People keep claiming that Wolf makes fun of Sarah Slanders’ physical appearance, and I’m still trying to figure out where she does that. The smoky eyes and Aunt Lydia jokes were so fucking obviously about the lies and the bullshit.

Woman spoken the truth, while making a joke, world is ending.