Again, I want someone to answer my question:

She’ll have another one soon, once Bella Swan notices this one is missing and steals it back.

Both. It would become a cult classic. And then I would watch it.

Would the addition of Jar-Jar Binks to this franchise make it more insufferable or less insufferable?

Yes, but why do the vampires have guns?

This commercial for Sandals is awfully dramatic.

^^ THIS ^^

It’s before coffee, and jinni just sat staring at the computer screen wondering who managed to get pussy hats on a bunch of waddling ducklings.....

My wife and I got married in shorts and teeshirts. Twenty five years ago. It’s possible that fashion has nothing to do with the success of a relationship.

The Wypipo awards is where they really get to show their asses. I mean first off the guy using the word nigger is too lame. I would’ve responded where the hell is the slur you pimple faced MAGA hat wearing piece of shit? For real I’ve come to the inevitable conclusion that not only could white people not handle being…

“We are no more obsessed with race than...Jezebel is obsessed with the fact that Hillary Clinton won the popular vote” 

Also, Hannah, would you throw an un-greying my way? Thank you for considering it.

Yessss to no more weirdly sexualized outfits! Girls might not realize the connotation at the time but they also won’t forget and it will pop up later as “oh shit”

don’t put little girls in weirdly sexualized dance outfits. Don’t criticize their weight

I can remember the first time I got self-conscious about my weight. I was six or seven. I was in dance class. I was taking jazz. We were dancing to Zippity Do Da and had costumes that showed our midriff. The mothers started making comments about our cookie tummies and cutting down before the big recital. It was like…

But why the need to defend it though?

Nina Turner supported Jill Stein in the general. And yes, I lump West and Turner in with Omarosa and Carson. If you’re a leg humping token I don’t care whether you’re on the left or right.

You lump Cornel West and Nina Turner with Omarosa and Ben Carson?

My big issue with this shit is the 7th-grade-level, “I have been shunned by society, so I will become the monster that they made me!” bullshit.

2017 was the year I looked back at a lifetime of being defined as an “Oreo” by people and finally realized a lot of the white people who I used to hang out with and even be best friends with were kind of trash.