Eat shit you One Percenter Mother Fucking plutocrats! Maybe you’ll learn one ten-thousanth of what actually having a bad day, let alone a hard life, actually is. Couldn’t have planned it better (except, of course, if it actually had been a couple of kilos of Semtex laced with broken razor blades).

This pissed off local residents, who were confined to their $50 million homes just when they had a lot of holiday parties to attend.

It must be nice to not get shot after kicking a cop.

I had a j school professor tell the class once if we ever get arrested to calm down long enough to smooth your hair, if you have on makeup wipe away the smudges, and plaster on an award winning smile. That photo is forever so you might as well make it a good one and maybe it’ll even blend into the google image…

Is the Money can’t buy you class joke too old?

Ah, glitter. The herpes of craft supplies.

Usually horseshit comes from a horse’s ass, not sent to one.

I got a book of matches somewhere, do you have any lighter fluid? We can fix that.

Is schmuck yiddish for hero?

I’m extremely disappointed to find out that Munchin’s home wasn’t one of the ones in Bel-Air that was destroyed by the wildfires.

can we also get a list of women who enable these men? I’m looking at you Lena Dunham (and pretty much white women in general). After all Trump won because of 53% of white women and lets not forget 63% of white women who voted for Roy fucking Moore.

Princess Michael doesn’t like that once Meghan marries Harry, she will outrank Princess Michael, thus the racist princess will be expected to curtsy to a biracial woman.

I hope she has to curtsy to Meghan once she’s married to Harry.

Dan, your autocrat!

Meghan looks so happy. I hope they don’t ruin her life.

I distinctly remember my eighth grade trip to DC when two of my friends criticized my choice of a dark blue dress and black sweater jacket for the same reason. But that was the late ’90s, and to this day the color combination remains among my favorites.

Good, because legally and morally it wasn’t her fault — it was 100% the driver of the car the man was a passenger in.

All the people who attack Tahanesi always attempt to mischaracterize his POV or criticize him for not offering them palatable solutions. They can never ever refute the facts he lays out in his writing because his shit is so fucking tight and insightful. That is their greatest beef with the brother, he builds a case…

I believe Meryl. I think she is high enough up to the food chain that she didn’t have to deal directly with Harvey as others did, and that his behavior is demonstrative of an imbalance of power. He had it over Rose, Ashley, Mira, etc. He didn’t and need doesn’t over Meryl. Her people probably knew but also knew not…