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Yes! I’ve had to do that, too, and it feels so bizarre.

Monique is gorgeous; Monique in her bra only is beyond!

Love the Flower Bali (on sale right now at OneHanesPlace); I don’t like my boobs to touch in the middle and the FB manages to keep each boob in her cup.

My teenaged daughter just got her first “real” bras at aerie. I was dreading the experience and it ended up being total magic for her!

They are our friends! Have you ever seen those close-ups that show their googly eyes? They just want to eat bad bugs and be left alone!

Just broke a wire this weekend at the beginning of an 8-hour car trip. As if needing metal to secure my boobs wasn’t bad enough.

It’s the only warmth coming from my cold, dead heart right now.

Went back to watch on the basis of your comment. Hilarious! Also laughed out loud. Thank you!

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What about the very last pardon with the two adorable Robinson nephews?

I think we’re talking about the position of the deodorant, not the stroking. Hold the deodorant so that you swipe up and down with the widest part rather than up and down with the skinniest part.

Just a deacon, but very active in his church. That’s how they caught him. He sent the police a message on a floppy disk and they found his church stuff deleted on it.

I’m kind of fascinated by them because she’s so cool and he’s such a dork, but opposites attract and he seems to worship the ground she walks on, like he knows how fortunate he is.

Quit taking over the comments here. White people step aside. Walk your talk.

How about I just wear a yellow star?

So what you’re saying is that Tom Brady has never sat in front of the TV on a Saturday night and eaten an entire bag of Dorito’s? (i.e., never really lived)

Clearly, y’all don’t give two shits about women’s rights. Dominoes???

Or at least a Halloween costume???

Why is it that black and brown women have to have 100x the determination to have their voices heard and be given justice? Sickening.

I don’t think I could get my own hand down my own pants in coach!