Why Jewish? Second cousins can marry in most, if not all, states. In fact, several states allow first cousins to marry.

Does anyone else find 40 new grocery stores to be about 35 more than you’d think? Who has visited that many? And it’s with a spouse, so you wouldn’t include any stores visited before marriage. I don’t buy this.

I think the teacher should have grabbed the white student by the arm and slapped him.

Using his words? The courts call this “fighting words” and it’s reasonable to expect a physical response to fighting words. My kid’s Jewish and Chinese and hears “heil Hitler” and “chink” all the time. I’ve told her to try not to resort to violence, but neither her dad nor I will punish her for punching a Nazi or a…

You are a medical professional with that user name? After having watched my mom lie brain-dead for days after being resuscitated twice in the ER before my siblings and I got the courage to “unplug,” I really, really hate your name and thank it’s about the most insensitive thing I’ve seen here. The Schiavo case was…

Came here to say this. They’re a dime a dozen (as you must know), and usually ridiculous unless you’re like the guy in Kansas who had a nut-job who had never tried a capital murder case represent him in a capital murder case.

It’s called “fighting words” and is not protected!

z/l I’m so sorry.

The man is brilliant, of course. A baller and a scholar!

We have a bet going at work. You pick Impeach, Resign or Die and then you pick when. Best guess I’ve heard is Impeach, February 2018. Brother, I am counting on it. I’m already on anti-depressants.

I’m a Jew and I can say, unequivocally, you speak for me.

Call me!

Thanks to a spartan budget and my husband deciding to go all low-carb on me, I rarely get to eat pizza anymore. I would give my left ring finger and the bling on it for any one of those pizzas. Cold? Pop it in the oven for 10 min.! Misshapen! It still tastes the same! Toppings slid away? Get in my mouth now!

Serena is far, far, far, far too good for a SI cover. She’s no man’s object. Damn it.

Very!

God, I hope not!

I know two people who were in the Peace Corps during the Rwandan genocide and one wrote a very pretentious piece on how they entertained each other by quoting famous first lines of English and American poetry (yes, reader, they were both writers) as they escaped some dangerous situation.

Here I go again. No, they really don’t suck. I’m not their greatest fan by any stretch of the imagination, but I’ve been forced to learn about them, listen to their either playlist, go to a concert, etc., all for my daughter, and they’re really just down-to-earth kids who are enjoying themselves.

Yes, this. And the band name originates from a very clever place. I’m seriously glad my kid listens to this instead of super-slick pop music.

It looks like I’m going to be the grown-ass woman who is the Twenty One Pilots apologist post-grammys. I rolled my eyes hard at them for a long time while my tween daughter fangirled over their every move, but after seeing one of their concerts with a passel of kids, I’m thinking they really deserve this.