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WTF do you think gefilte fish is made from?

Do something really nice for yourself like buy yourself something good you’ve wanted or take a weekend to get away and relax. Do something just for you. Then when someone asks why, you get the added bonus of telling them. Congrats!

Yep. You were right!

From the prosecution’s information sheet.

Seven witnesses! If he did it? Jesus, KU and their stupid-ass basketball.

Goddamn it, not my boyfriend Dave Grohl!

This brings to mind my daughter’s excellent creation from the debates. kind of a Bratz Trump gone bad.

Eight nights of Chanukah.

Whoa, nelly. This shit does not go down at camp for Reform Jewish kids. Besides, that’s the ONLY testament.

I’m taking her to Twenty-one Pilots soon. Send prayers.

You are dead to my 12-year-old.

I’m asking for a Chillow for Chanukah. Have you heard of them?

Look it up. They’re anti-Semititc, anti-gay.

When will we stop turning on each other? Sisterhood is powerful.

Except we’ve seen the NRA remain silent when POC were legally armed.

Bear in mind that the Westboro Baptist Church ha been doing this for years.

Remember that Lowe’s was the place that dropped its advertising from the show about being Muslim in America because their Christian customers did not like.

Gathering of the Juggalos is in Kansas every year.

Muller sounds like every other asshole who gropes or assaults women with his whiny disavowal of having done anything wrong. Get a new shtick!

And at that time, I will implement my Netherlands ban.