This shows in everything they say and do. Fitting Hathaway called Beyoncé "empress" considering neither she nor Jay are wearing any clothes.

♪ Uptown got its hustlers, bowery's got its bums, 42nd street's got Big Jim a walkin', he's a steel-cut oatmeal eatin' son of a gun." ♫

This must be cyclical. I remember in the early 80s the whole "Native" bumpersticker thing becoming popular in Colorado because it attracted so many tourists.

PLEASE tell me it's not been declawed. In the alternative, please do not tell me if it has!

I think the question is what's going on IN Harry's pants? Rawr!

“Next year in Poughkeepsie."

Does that mean he has to order his own cup of wine online?

Where’s the seder plate? Is it behind that flag of Israel? What do you suppose the prize is for finding the afikomen?

John Mellencamp = Indiana, maybe?

Albert Einstein was gay?

March 19, 1983, I went with my college roommate to Prince's 1999 Tour in Kansas City (with Vanity 6 and The Time). Roomie scored us second row, middle section seats. Unbelievable. I remember I wore an outfit that I hoped looked like one of Pat Benatar's.

The Bluegrass Music Festival in Winfield, KS has been around almost 50 years. I don’t this it’s necessarily European, but simply that folks don’t hear about podunk places like Winfield no matter how good their lineup.

That's a little unkind to about Ms. Jolie given she's had a hysterectomy in order to fight her predilection to cancer.

And a big shtick!

My deepest, most uncomfortable sympathies to you.

Aw, darn it. Seven years on Jezebel and I'm gray. :-(

I don’t get it, either. When I wasn’t getting pregnant, my husband and I just shrugged and started the adoption process. Honestly? The awe of being given this little life to care for - a little life that someone else just abandoned - gives me a bond with my daughter that is unbreakable. Adopting is an honor. I never…

Fucking yeast infections ruin everything. My gyno once asked me what I was using for birth control and I responded, "yeast infections."

Despite what you might hear or see, say NO to cucumbers!

Well, I'm not wearing a diaper, if that's what you're wondering. Try the Penguino Method and see if you're not thrilled with the results.