I feel like I might be overreacting with unreasonable amounts of rage here, but for fuck’s sake. I grew up in an environment with serious food scarcity. I learned to eat my little bit of food quickly. I learned to protect it like it was vital to life (because it often was). As an adult who makes good money now, I…

Yeah that got me too. Pig and fat ass because she bought food for herself that she intended to eat.

Someone would have died if that happened to me. Do not touch my food.

The thing is, he wanted chicken, she bought him chicken, she asked if he wanted pizza, he said no, he nibbled hers, pretended he didn’t want any, and then ate the original fucking thing anyway when she bought herself a whole other slice. This fucking guy is too much work, he’s a goddamned liar, and he can fuck off…

Good. The Universe is punishing you for your blasphemy.

That’s a huge generalization and oversimplification in the first place, but there’s a great book that addresses your point. It’s a really eye-opening read: Scarcity: why having too little means so much. It discusses decision-making (and other behaviors) when you have limited resources (both time and money). Side note:…

There’s literally no outcome that you woudn’t claim was a win for Trump.

but I’m not going to jump down someone’s throat for using words like that in casual conversation.

Even if Family Guy and South Park are truly satire and mean no ill-will towards groups that they mock, their fans are boys and man-children and “they know not what it means”. But they aren’t. Parker and Stone and MacFarlane (not the only ones) are puerile cultural shitstains making a buck off their emotionally…

Well, as someone who stopped shaving, I’m pretty sick of everyone telling me I’m unhygenic/gross/ugly/smelly and lazy because I have hair. I’m also tired of seeing dudes (who probably wouldn’t go down anyway) claim any hair on a woman is the reason they won’t eat her out.

Yeah except I went to one of these concerts and waved my hands like I didn’t care.

Bouchard continued, “Yeah, I don’t know. Nike didn’t give me any other talking points for this dumb dress shirt thing. It’s easy to move around in, which I love — I hate tennis clothes that bind my arms to my sides or hobble my legs. I think the dress is really nice, and I also think it was nice of Nike, my corporate…

Most important Brexit analyis to date.

I know: I LOVE NURSES. My sister is a nurse and she is fucking awesome.

Don’t forget Schoolhouse Rock! One of the happier moments of my adult life was when I treated myself to a set of ALL the Schoolhouse Rocks (ostensibly for the kidlet, but I’m pretty sure the entire family knew who it was really for). Especially since I take great pride in being one of the few people I knew who can…

His base of supporters are happy as pigs in shit that he is a racist, so they will forgive him almost anything. That being said, Trump is delusional if he thinks he is going to win over LGBT by his asinine comments.

This is excellent! If Imams in Muslim countries allowed and encouraged these types of metaphorical interpretations to the Koran, you would see the dramatic growth of LGBT and women’s rights. We can only hope.

I know all the Bros are on edge today because Bernie’s endorsing Clinton later tonight. Peace.

what monster wipes their lenses with tissue paper? [i try to use a cotton shirt or just roll with it]

So I don’t know where else to share this, but this tweet, from the liberal filmmaker daughter of the Constitution Party candidate, may be one of the saddest things I’ve ever read, and also explains a lot about why the relative volume of Sanders’s supporters didn’t match up with the votes in the end.