I’ve gotta say, as a woman, I’m kind of having a moment right now. My daughter will grow up in a different world than I did and it thrills me.

I don't have work tomorrow and I'm a little drunk so I texted all my Bernie bro friends and broke the news and they are still trying to tell me he has a chance. It's cute.

Please please please please let the screaming “progressive” masses just sit down and start supporting Hillary now. Or at least be honest about why they don’t support her.

I am an independent, and was unable to vote in my state’s caucus. I do not think the super delegate system should be changed by someone who is…

I can’t remember shit due to thyroid disease compromising my short-term memory, and if I didn’t put everything in my calendar, it would never get done.

Came here to say exactly this - your Rx is meant to be a certain distance from your eyes. My boss (optician for 40yrs) gives people crap about this all the time because they’d rather wear their glasses down their noses and then complain that they can't see as well.

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Conversely, to be a “great” dad, all you have to do is show up and refrain from abusing them and you’re practically a superhero.

Local elections matter. That’s one thing this series really drives home.

“If you’re not a liberal when you’re 20, you have no heart. If you’re not a conservative when you’re 40, you have no head.”

Yes, they are! I have a couple friends or family who forget what they said, there’s no way I tossing out old e-mail to miss out on those moments.

And in personal lives, it’s good for those “That is exactly what you said 5 years ago, here’s the proof” moments.

Is there where I get to complain about how *after* I quit my job at Bank of America, I found out I was blocked from a promotion because, despite my boss, his boss, and several peers recommending me enthusiastically, the boss above them had an uncomfortable boner for me and said my attire was inappropriate?

I have never read so many comments from so many people that really don’t understand what the writer was getting at.

What are you taking about?! This is Gatti vs. Ward level stuff.

Props to Kris for being so open-minded. I cannot imagine most parents doing anything but blaming the person who overdosed in a brothel, and questioning their child’s choices forevermore. That she sits so calmly next to him, and even encourages Khloe to reconcile with him shows an amazing capacity of understanding.…

Honestly, I think my family topped even Kanye’s Mother’s Day.

OKAY SO I texted my mom who is a doctor about this issue.

I’m going through it now. My daughter is an adult. I live 600 miles away and found out she had been doing meth laced with heroin and two weeks age she passed out and some gave her two hotshots. She got super sick and it scared the F*** out of her. Me, too. Right now she is in rehab. If your child is an adult there is…

other cards Hillary has or had:

I’m still pissed off that this shooting, which the shooter admitted was an attack on women, did not get a ton of attention. People focused on the fact that it was in a movie theater more than the fact that the shooter was an admitted misogynist. I mean the host of a radio show even said that the shooter frequently…