Exactly! As long as I give him enough fruit-loops necklaces, my 2.5 year old will be just fiiiine hanging out between a couple of strangers during our 5 hour flight this weekend (the strangers might not fare so well...). Meanwhile, mama’s gonna order a cocktail and read a magazine!!

Oh geez...I hope this is anonymous. I get high around my kids fairly frequently, actually. Maybe once a week. I don’t like getting really blitzed, so I’ll eat a specific amount of some kind of THC-laced treat that my husband brings home for me, enough to make me more happy, focused, and creative around my kids,…