I get not being head over heels on day 2, but don’t you kind of get that that’s the deal going in. No, she doesn’t truly think all of the guys are in love with her, but it’s all part of the game. If you don’t want to play along, don’t go on the show.

His West Side Story bit was hilarious.

Would also accept “Nagatha Christie”

The correct term is “Secretary of Nagriculture.”

a luxury real estate agent from Oklahoma

i’m so conflicted about chad because like, he is SUCH a chad, but i also definitely agree with what he’s saying (that it’s super weird to be ~in love~ with someone you met in a group home 24 hours ago) but also, you’re participating in it, chad, and you’re being a real dick while you do it!

I get it, but one of the guys literally leaps up and pumps his fist like he just won the Super Bowl for rhyming Jo Jo and go.

That’s adorable. My mom would be horrified to hear about my newfound Bachelorette habit.

Haha! Closet Bachelorette lover. My mister unabashedly scrambles for the best spot on the couch to watch. He loves it and texts with my mom back and forth during it, hahaha.

#yesallchads

OMG. I can’t wait until Chad returns to Paradise to rehab his image

If they get far enough in this, they live with the fees clubs will pay them to show up and the attention of needy women who think they were being real on the show.

as opposed to domestic?

#NotAllChads

He was HIGHLY entertaining last night. I don’t want him to go anywhere.

Will someone get the producers of the Bachelorette on the phone? Because this is GOLD.

“Tell me what you like about me!”
“Um, excuse me, unlike these other pussies, I fuck super-hot bitches like literally every day, so, back up and stop getting so CRAZY by making one joking demand of me, amirite Real Men Out There??”

Also: “my mom died 6 months ago, and it was like, sad or whatever, but I got her super…

Since I watched Unreal I just feel like I can’t trust ANY of this... not that I really thought I could before, but this shit with Chad is just so lame. I do not think JoJo actually likes him, and how clear was it that she was directed to wait until the end to give him the rose?

luxury real estate... Oklahoma