Seems pretty accurate so far.

The only planet I'd actually care to live on.

@DeeLite: Yes, you're paying for the class, so why would you be late in the first place? If you don't value your time and money, why should anyone else?

@frxnz: But isn't choosing what goes into the frame of the photo just as manipulative as applying a filter after the fact? Photojournalism is always subjective because it is always bound by the frame.

@malthusan: Err..."UPI" should be "you." No idea how autocorrect made that leap.

@microinjectionist: Interesting that you use the second person, as if your rant against privacy applies only to others while preserving your own. If your privacy doesn't matter to UPI, post some naked pics of yourself here. Then we can all see what happens.

@Joey D. Smith: That you believe any review is objective is a problem with your understanding of the word "review" and does not reflect at all upon this or any other review.

@Egypt1337: Ya damn skippy.

@FeyerbrandX: Really? Takes real courage to admit you base every decision in life on a single criterion. Maybe you should get out more. Or you might even read Ebert's mea culpa in which he essentially retracts his statements about video games. But, you might be better off languishing in your ignorance because, god…

@blackcat12: But you're a douche for free, so it all works out.

@OMG! Mr. Holland's British Opasaurus Rex!: Who's defensive?

@OMG! Mr. Holland's British Opasaurus Rex!: Your qualifier, "almost," implies that, in some unknown set of circumstances, it is actually 100% impossible to be 100% of anything, thereby giving the lie to your statement.

@Hearthatvoiceagain: Whither objectivity? I see nothing in his post which either claims or demands objectivity. Remember, this is Gizmodo. Per Giz's own self-defense, this is a blog, not a newspaper. They are bloggers, not journalists. Don't hold them to a standard they themselves disdain.

@BigDaddyBuddha: It was the nuns. No one really knows what nuns are anymore. They're practically mythical by now. If you'd said "seniors on a casino bus", no one would have you doubted for a second.

@leoaugust: Classy.

This is not an ode by any definition of the word. Precision in language denotes precision of thought.

@kozjegyzo: Man, talk about nostalgia. I remember the good old days when a comment like yours would lead to flame wars that lit up the night sky for miles. Now no one cares if you use Linux, but mention you have an iPhone and...kaboom!

@Vidikron: Most likely an effort on the part of Giz to "paraphrase" the press release.

@Rob Oakes: Define innovation.

@Facebook: That's a great question. You should ask them. I haven't gotten any responses from the emails I've sent so far. Perhaps someone with a star will fare better.