Three words:

He's really more of a general Incumbent Telecommunications Shill. If you'll pardon the phrase, "Google him."

In GMail, the only thing that "Archive" does is remove the "Inbox" label from your emails.

What do you think Archive does in GMail?

He's been Detected, now he's been Quarantined.

Indeed. If limited to $100 to spend, I'd just buy a used Wii.

Not saure how this is supposed to work. What this primarily does is create a second account that is still a vector for attack at all your accounts. I guess it primarily means that if the hacker climbs into that second account, at least he won't delete all your personal corresponence to cover his tracks.

All MAC Address Filtering does is make it more difficult for you to add things to your own network. Spoofing MAC Addresses is trivial for anyone who's going to try to break into WEP.

So here are three iPhone 5's and OH DEAR GOD NO.

Lastpass. Works pretty semlessly with everything I use it for.

I don't.

It's not losing weight, it's losing mass. The major units of weight (the newton and the pound) are defined from the kilogram, so unless those definitions change, the weight of the international prototype kilogram under the 3rd CGPM definition of the standard gravity will remain the same.

Sorely disappointed by the lack of Drive-By Rapping Guy.

Aye, I am. Current count is 235 feed subscriptions in Google Reader, though I'm the only subscriber on at least 40 of them (a significant number of those are feeds I've built with Yahoo Pipes).

Yeah, in all of the episodes where a Trek Crew goes back in time to Earth, their ships should be easily spottable from the ground.

You never could hide satellites. There are just a lot more people looking and talking to each other about looking for them now.

Cut pizza into 12 pieces.

And so, eager to find out what my voice sounded like on Venus, I unsealed my helmet.

Or Mental Organisms Designed Only for Killing.

Read the patent. When it talks about getting audio from phone calls, it's assuming that you've called Google's now-defunct "1-800-GOOG-411" phone number, and are talking to their voice-recognition-enabled directory services computer.