Paterno probably could have avoided the injury had he not been too busy looking the other way.

I made Drew Magary choose writing

Probably not nearly as upset as the Tiger will be when it Learns Hamilton reports to a Wolff.

So what you are telling me is that you are an actual fan of the team, not a fan of the fans, making you, therefore, one of the best fans in baseball.

Everyone is going to be so pissed when GS wins Game 7 at home after Draymond punches LeBron’s dick clean off.

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