Boddy tweeted that “Tim will throw for teams at a showcase in the near future.”

No way man. If you strike first, you have every fucking right to get your shit rocked. This is all on her.

Pretty simple tbh:

He posted the change on the 8th day of the 9th month. 8-9. Who won the F1 championship in 89? McLaren Honda.

Add up 8 + 9 + 17, the entire dates, and you get 34. The Third letter of the alphabet is C, the 4th is D. So c-d, or car-driver. This confirms the sneaking suspicion that he is actually a race…

as this is the internet, i suspect by this time next year we’ll all be driving down Freeway McRoadFace.

This sort of thing never would have happened under Joe Paterno.

She always thinks other drivers wreck her on purpose.

This one is the fucking worst.

94 Civic, with mismatched door and replaced unpainted rear bumper.

I’m confused. Was this an article about the Cardinals?

Baylor: “Boy, we’re finally overtaking Penn State for most odious institutional breakdown! Our ‘callousness toward victims’ ratings are unprecedented!”

Girl assaults guy with a drink.. Guy gets mad and assaults girl’s car. College coach, closest thing guy has to a father, sits in on an interview with him and the police. Guy gets punished in-house for losing cool and assaulting girl’s car.

I also spent 9 hours at work today and walked away without an NFL contract but you don’t see me bragging about it.

Wow, what a bunch of THUGS

So Tebow had 3 ABs yesterday and managed to create 5 outs. He just does more with less.

M badges on non-M BMWs.

“... hit a set of spike strips going 115 MPH, subsequently barreled off of the road and into a drainage ditch, launched the truck into the air and landed on a car parked at a restaurant” 

I dunno, I don’t see ‘Superfast’ anywhere in its name.

Today I learned Kansas State was a “world-class university”.

Paterno probably could have avoided the injury had he not been too busy looking the other way.