maltbrew01
Maltbrew
maltbrew01

Yes it was.

Your point being?

He’s younger and hasn’t done as many drugs yet.

Given Great Danes only live 8-10 years on average, this movie and any universe where A Pup Named Scooby Doo is canon depicts a version of Scoob on the verge of death.

yeah being worth 10 million dollars (at 42) is the same as being worth BILLIONS. your whataboutism sucks.

Billions of dollars to make a cinematic DCU and a bunch of cheap shows on the CW have managed it with the charm and fun that rivals the MCU. 

“And what about these Catholic drivers?  Am I right?”

From everything I have seen and heard, Suge seems like a real stand up guy who doesn’t deserve to be in jail. Just a lovable, big ol’ teddy bear of a guy. #FreeSuge

“Methodists be like this! And Pentecostals be like this!”

Did they ever find out what the jade monkey was for? Or find the Temple of Metzucaluah? Really lame if they just left those threads hanging.

To paraphrase Hank Hill, “you’re not making Christianity better, you’re making comedy worse!”

At press time, there were unsubstantiated reports that he wasn’t very funny and had a stupid fucking haircut.

There’s a Christian comedy circuit? Sort of an oxymoron, but why not.

“evaluate the weakness of millennial culture, how to be a ‘good’ Christian, dating in the modern era and more.”

What’s up, Shane? What’s up... forever!

Sounds to me like Bachman went into overdrive, you know what I’m saying?  You just ain’t seen nothing yet!

I’m 4.5 minutes into her netflix special and I want to throw myself off the roof. Either from secondhand embarrassment or because her laugh is so annoying, I can’t tell.

Isn’t SNL on late at night? I’d have thought profanity wouldn’t be such a big deal in that time slot. Why not embrace the ability to drop a few f-bombs (or, as I like to call them, fuck-bombs)?

First, your autoplay videos suck. Why did I all of the sudden start hearing Adam Devine talking about his shitty movie in the middle of an article about Jenny Slate?

She talks like I imagined a baby would if it eas fully capable but still had a baby's mental capacity. 

I hope this isn’t too extreme of a statement, but I like both Scorsese and Marvel movies.