Reposting a comment you reposted a few mintues ago:

Nothing comes out of this guy’s mouth that doesn’t sound like a Gatorade ad. Nothing.

You know how I know what you said was an attempt at humor? You put lol at the end of it. Otherwise, I never would’ve known. Good lookin’ out.

Well, shit. Compared to this, his gang holding up trucks to steal TV/VCR combos doesn’t seem so bad.

I love The Big Lebowski as much as the next guy (in other words, a lot), but really, truly, from the bottom of my heart...no thanks.

Hey, remember when we actually thought Sony and Disney would end their billion dollar partnership?

And we were THAT close to getting another spider-man origin story. Maybe in a few years.

Spidey and Tom Holland are great and all, but I’m just relieved that superhot Aunt May will continue to be in the MCU.

He’s a ‘disgraced US senator’? Fuck that shit. What happened to him was the only disgrace.

Interesting.

apparently the marshal service would be unlikely to pay for the removal, so he’d have to fund some aggressive removal. might be less painful to just get shot.

“Phillips argued that “outrage” has become “a commodity,”

“Math is hard!”

I can’t speak to the misogyny, but trust me: me and my fellow gays still find that Mr. T stuff hilarious. Would it fly today? Almost certainly not. Thank Christ adults are able to contextualize.

Man y’all are really waiting to tear him the fuck down

Raw is funny as fuck and some great Goddamn comedy, misogyny and homophobia be damned. And since the worst thing Eddie ever did (that I know of, anyway) was give a ride and possibly accept (pay for?) a beej from a trans-person, it still holds up better than, say Bill Cosby: Himself.

It would’ve been great if, during the de-aging process, they accidentally inverted De Niro’s labial commissure so that he had a permanent, unsettling smile throughout the movie.

They haven’t made a single good anything since the first Matrix. Sense-8 had some potential but they washed all that down the crapper.

Cloud Atlas was a pretty good film. It’s obviously not everyone’s cup of tea but I think they did a pretty remarkable job of adapting what many people said was an unfilmable book. 

easy, tell them to get off the f*cking phone, especially if its a date, just pay your share and leave. they are not worth your time