He is?! Damn, I thought they were both married and had been for a long time.

It’s a shame this is gonna suck.

What HIV+? Is that the upgraded HIV?

Oh dear, confrontation!

No, it’s not. Why hang out with you if they’re not going to hang out with you?

It should’ve been a miniseries!

But the Wachowskis haven’t made a single good movie since the original Matrix.

I wish my dad was a wizard :(

Fuck Cardi B and those disgusting nails.

What an absolutely stupid fucking decision :)

“But, this is gold foil. I can’t make a dress from this!”

On the other hand, boobies get better the closer you get.

Yeah, there are too many tattoo enthusiasts nowadays. And they’re gonna look so terrible when these people hit their 50's.

Damn I like hot women.

I mean, it’s fine if you just follow news or joke/art accounts. You don’t HAVE to find the worst part about it.

People who actually run like this should be beaten.

Good thing it’s not a total waste of food. 

“Well, time to work out. Better put on my big ass hoop earrings!” - J. Lo

Wonderful news! 

I don’t think people who are this annoying should be allowed children.