How many would watch it though? It wouldn’t be even close to funny if it turned out like the American Taskmaster. God that was the fucking worst. 

Adam? Why write about something you don’t know anything about?

‘throw away line that he is an asshole or something’

What are you talking about it happened 2 years ag.... Oh, right :( 

Oh we’re still talking about this? Great. 

But she’s not a great actress! She’s fucking sleeping through Captain Marvel! Kathryn Winnick would’ve fucking smashed it! 

Would have or Would’ve!!!

Lifehacker pro tip, eat food to not die! 

“Coffee for Sharon!”

Ooh, He-man?

Thanks, now that’s all I’ll ever see!

DANGER WILL ROBINSON DANGER!

In their non-gay butts! 

I do that often, but it still impresses me how fucking stupid and/ormean people can be.

He’s fucking dead! Who gives a shit? 

That flossing was also a con for me. Goddamn future! 

“even if Cuoco’s Harley Quinn voice just sounds a whole lot like her regular voice. It’s one thing to try and avoid doing a bad impression of Arleen Sorkin’s original voice”

You don’t fuck your employees? 

Hopefully this will be awesome, unfortunately this will defang Blade too much. No blood, no swearing, no ice skating uphill. 

Also, look at that title. It screams 50's Cadillac.