It’s clearly because he didn’t have enough guns so he could propel himself, jetpack style, to the rescue. #jetpackgun

“but many of us also want to keep our guns”

“The firstie saw the look in McCain’s eyes. And fled.”

Placebos is a synonym for ‘beatings’ right?

YAAAY!!

Nope. You broke my heart with the first season, JJ2 was just awful (except whenever Rachel Taylor was there) and I couldn’t even finish LC2 because it was so sooo boring.

“Man, this candy better be worth it!”

I’d love to watch that comedy series. 

To quote Lisa Simpson: “Why would they come to our concert just to boo us?”

You sure you’re not talking about Jaime Guam? 

Huh, did not know that! Funny they still host these.

If not, they’ll have him killed! 

I don’t think Bob Iger is going to apologize. 

I saw it too.

How plump are your lips? 

Ugh! But she’s fucking terrible! :( 

A republican wrestler?! Get out! 

I know the common moviegoer isn’t the smartest but 3 fucking movies featuring the same actors is something everyone would notice.

The only thing Topher Grace can bless me with is his death.

But isn’t John Mahoney dead?