Shiny McShine? 

“And I do not understand what’s supposed to be funny about him”

Wonderful to hear! 

“Spider-Man: Boring, but stable, office job downtown unfortunately you can’t pay the rent downtown so you live uptown where it isn’t really that nice because it hasn’t been gentrified yet”

Goodness me, I want that T2 t-shirt!!

True. They aren’t such an eyesore though. Especially not on her! 

Sophie Turner is one of the hottest in the world but dang it sucks that mid 90's glasses are back in style!

I work in a hardware store, I once had a customer who looked exactly like Nick Cave.

I may be a simple country hyper-chicken, but what looked rough? I thought it looked decent.

I knew I had seen something a trailer like London Fields years ago!!

Wonder Woman ain’t that great.

“which I remember as also being terrible”

I wish to do foul things to and on her butt.

Typical ASBO children.

“And in a stunning move, surprising nobody”

“that his show will be a “remixed” version of the original comic and not a straight adaptation”

Agreed, it’s fucking bullshit.

“the bane of my existence since I became sentient”

After an hour long presentation,

Stop saying that, Lack of Name!