I don’t really think it’s fair to compare all Europeans to the lowest of the lowest of intelligence. Footballs fans are fucking inbred morons. Don’t you dare compare me to those mouth breathing idiots!

tbh, I haven’t checked. But I can’t bear the possibility of it denying me sweet sweet stuff.

Geez, you’re getting angry over nothing.

“People buy butter by sticks, no grams”

EVERYONE in Europe is laughing at you right now.

What I wouldn’t give to live in the states now :’(

“In case the power goes out. Candles are fine if they’re supervised, but most authorities tell you to avoid them because, well, open flames are generally a bad idea.”

Aw rats! :(

Sweet! My computer fits the bill! Now where to get $600?

And then add a knob of butter before serving. Yummers.

Oh shut the fuck up you idiotic apologist. It’s just a fucking movie!

Poor Michael Massee! How fucking horrifying it must have been.

“I’m not really watch that much tv that has Harvey”

Hmm... RDR in the Red engine with the same love and care CD gave the Witcher? Yes a million times, please.

What a weird statement.

How much do you slobber when eating chips?

Or, people can stop being germaphobic morons and build your immune system.

Aren’t there any USB options for us with a desktop that doesn’t have wifi but plenty of USB ports?

“with their constant need to be the white hero”

Yeah, I recoiled when she said she wanted whipped cream and grabbed the cool h-wip.