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I was going to watch it, then I heard series 1 was great but 2 was shit so I didn't.
Pretty smart of me, huh?

Cush Jumbo?

Why does Laura Kelton look like someone farted directly in her face?

A Shane Black Predator movie?

WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE! WE GOT FUN AND GAMES!

I just had to rewatch it after reading this article, realized I hadn't seen it 10 or so years.
I still remember all the awesome quotes!

You can! With my self help book I'll teach to how to become fat, friends with Adam Sandler & aim as low as possible!
All for just 48 installments of $29.95!

American actors earn WAY too much money.

Me too! I almost pushed her over! But she was like 9 or 10 so I only yelled at her.

IT'S NOT RACIST IF IT'S TRUE!

I disagree. I couldn't finish the 3rd season because it was just so all over the place.
It felt both rushed and like it dragged along.

It was a Jimmy Carr joke.

"They can started puberty blockers just before the onset of puberty and if a few years later, they're still persistent, they can start hormones at 16. If they change their mind, they stop the blockers and go on with puberty."

Cool, thank you for sharing!

Well, CJ is trying to help me understand. So maybe the next time you can dial the snark back a few hundred notches?

When did I call YOU fucking stupid?

Ah okay.

I'm experiencing that now. Man, people will bite your head off if you can't dance elegantly through the minefield.

I just woke from a nap! I can't comprehend text based sarcasm.

I don't think so, but I LOVE the condescending tone.