Oh, shut the fuck up, you pretentious dorks.

Not to the person who spent dozens of hours making it, and still has to apply for subsidized income.

Muslims advocate for the genocide of Jews and Christians alike.

That says more about YOU than anything else.

The segment was in response to NYT’s comparison of the two.

Because gamers are by-and-large a bunch of preening mommas’ boys who wouldn’t understand true charity if Frank Capra explained it to them.

Bull fucking shit. Stymie and I were gamer subculture when Ted Price was still riding a bicycle to class, and you weren’t even thought of.

Twinkie-ass little turds who think they have the human condition all figured out from their studio apartment littered with eyesore comic book posters are what’s wrong with the…

They’re wrong.

Fuck Insomniac.

What a stupid excuse to promote that fat, annoying fuck Jim Sterling.

Massive corporations thank you.

“It really doesn’t matter, at this point.”

Meanwhile, human beings get mugged, thanks to Pokemon Go...

Did your favorite aunt snort coke and live like a skank with other women’s husbands?

How fucking pathetic does a person have to be...

The fact that this column exists is fucking sad.

This was a distracting and stupid format.

“Good luck finding three people who listen to directions, follow them well and don’t shout racial/homophobic/misogynist slurs into their mic every 10 seconds.”

Bullshit. Almost NO ONE actually does that. It’s a gamergate trope, and you should feel bad for bringing it up so lazily.

“...there weren’t any female soldier models in the game’s multiplayer. Now, in the game’s 2016 edition, there is.”

“Companion” does not describe a cat.