I’d cum on her tits.

Forever alone nerds.

Point made, but 14 upvotes and counting takes some of that snarky wind from your sails, bub.

That realization makes this story so much more pathetic.

I predict a lot of technical and quality issues with the remake, because it’s a horseshit port from a subcontractor. This just quantifies that prediction a little bit more.

Because fuck you, that’s why.

Actually, I’m trolling. And Kotaku is FULL of low hanging fruit. Case in point.

Pretty much.

Why the fuck do they need $20k for a funeral? Even if he didn’t have life insurance or savings, a nice funeral can be had for under $10k, easily.

“Lol wow dude.”

Not just room88. More like: room88 and all the other people here who don’t jizz over all things Game of Thrones like a bunch of cultists. Which is, admittedly, a minority.

Thank you for posting this. The validation of knowing that this is as far as your grasp of human behavior goes is worth the weak, trite insults.

59 and counting.

Drive-by fuckery. Nice.

What a substantive response. You must be a real go-getter.

I do enjoy a good troll, sometimes, and most Kotaku readers are low hanging fruit.

Considering it has nothing to do with video games, it’s a surprise they covered it, at all.

More hit pieces from a person named Feinberg who used to be body-shamed.

That’s not what he said, at all.