"Give me another question, and then get out of my life, Erik."

Alec Balwdin, from Jack Ryan to Gene Rayburn: A Performer's Journey. That might work as a title of his Bio.

…and the producers did everything in their power to make sure Greene didn't outshine Stewart. The wigs, bad clothes etc. They even managed to make Rosita from the Walking Dead look average.

Point taken…plus in your theory, there could some immortal lines sitting on the cutting room floor when "Laurie" first sees the Fog pirates. "I know the boogeyman. I fought with and stabbed the boogeyman in the eye. You, ghost pirate, are no boogeyman."

That would be a great attraction at Universal Studios. Stand in line to punch, then throw internet Nazis off a zeppelin. You get my $45.

Ahh, but "the Fog" came our before "Halloween 2," so your theory would mean she freaked out over the fog and headed back to that Haddonfield hospital…only to run into that Myers guy again. Dammit!

Todd Phillips take the whole weird "animal deaths as a punchline" thing to an entirely new level.

But your description perfectly describes Margot Robbie?

…and you wanted to be Indiana Jones.

"But they’re not relentlessly funny, you know?" This is how I'd describe Adam Devine…except for the funny bit.

Great story behind the "birth" of Fawtly.

Yea, it now stands at 1,756-1. And now Jost is paying for that one.

didn't mean to generalize.

Recalling those particular people from my youth, I think the writing/performance is completely accurate.

Don't forget you're smarter than all of them, have better taste in music, films, and really kill it when talking about wine at dinner parties. Oh and you dress better, (everyone at your bikram yoga class applauds your inspiring lululemon attire) and it goes without saying you've got a nicer vehicle. Phew.

He has his minions do most of his dirty work. I guess mercilessly beating people because they don't "pay" him enough is reasonable?

Amazingly, I felt the exact same way when watching the remake, "A Perfect Murder." I was actively rooting for Michael Douglas v. Gwenyth Paltrow.

Yea, all those 'Nam movies really sucked.,

"I might come off as an asshole"

He leans was more Libertarian than Republican. Ryan's last paragraph sums this up perfectly. There are *a lot* of complex Americans who sit back and watch these presidential election cycles, watch both party's extremes spit bile back and forth and think…is this really all we have to choose from?