Now only if the Hyundai Sonata sounded like this Road Runner...

What's with the two humps up front? Are those breasts on the hood? Is that really what Sergio Marchionne this of us Americans?

Dyslexia FLT

@rev_junkie: Mmmmm....scary

I'd love to see someone shoehorn the LS9 into it, then go all Hennessey on it and tune it up past 1,000 hp.

@Franzouse: HIDE THE UGLY!

He'll probably just blame it on the Jews.

Sure, you may laugh at Toyota, but what about the 80% of BMW 1-series drivers that think it's FWD?

@BigDaddyBuddha: How many arms and legs do you have?

@urabus: I certainly hope the cop can. 3000+ lb weapon coming at you? Yeah, time to fire the gun.

Not sure about VW's, but on my Honda there's a fill port right next to the turbo encabulator.

@Cheeseslap is bombing a dumphole: I don't know if I believe that myth, but I did change the blinker oil in my car within the first year of ownership, just in case.

It's probably a mule for the upcoming Corvette sedan I heard about. Or maybe a start for the Corvette SUV. It might even be a covered version of the upcoming Corvette ST pickup.

@Brian: Cogito Ergo ZOOM!: +1

I like it, but between the body kit and the low profile wheels it looks like it needs to be dropped by about a foot and a half.

The Tuk Tuks from Burnout 3.

@Turbineguy - now with reheat!!: But what do monkeys taste like?

Now they'll get a complaint from PETIA: People for the Ethical Treatment of Invisble Animals

@Jackie: facebook.com

@merlot_brougham: I'll start. A-hm.