Thank you, Jalopnik, for not posting a !!!OMG!!engineINtheMIDDLE!! article like most other blogs today.

He just better be happy that he doesn't live near a canal

@Scandinavian Flick:

Get off my lawn!

Ben, you spelt school wro.... wait... I get it!

@dangertree: I can. Although it may be difficult at 68 mph.

@cdoggyd: and parallel park too.

@bearslayer: Yeah, that's right. I heel toe by going side-to-side. I think most people do it like that, except for those with size 8 feet or smaller.

@LuckyChuck: Definitely

pffft

@pidgeonsplatz: www.camaroforums.com

You mean a teenager that was given a BMW M5 was bragging about it?

This is why we can't have nice things.

@Middleswine: I think it's a second gen Prius. I dont' think any Scions have that small window ahead of the door like that (Which is on the Civic, Fit, Prius, etc.)

The Porsche and the Lotus only qualify as 'still look new' is because you can still buy them new, and they look exactly the same.

The lady just wants some cluckin' chicken nuggets.

The body damage sucks, but I wouldn't worry to much about the wheels. Just look for a 10 year old Civic running around with GT-R wheels.

@Middleswine: It'll make it nice and easy to check the transmission. Is it voided yet?

He could have just as easily said 'We're not number last'.