They couldn't have started with a better car? Or maybe waited for the '11?

#7: Would that be a drive-by restaurant?

@Saboth: Or local bridges. The Tappan Zee looks like it'll fall apart - maybe I can see it really cheap.

Is it wrong if every time I see someone driving a Sebring I think "Aww, you poor sucker."

Those freaky deaky Dutch!

I bet you'd be pretty horny if you would get head from that girl.

@Bueller: Coincidence? I think not.

@thepeopleselbow: Glenn Beck raced a jetta wagon in the 24 hours of LeMons?

@snap_understeer_ftw: I might decide to buy it

I've asked it before, and I'll ask it again: When is Ray's mom going to test drive the Raptor?

@Pessimippopotamus: Nice collection of Beetles in that photo

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Might have to modify my go-kart a little bit to handle the extra torque...

Great News! The Dacia Sandero has always run on regular! Or diesel! Or ethanol! And do 40MPG on regular gas!

@jodark: +1

@Epic2112: Yes Epic, that is Epic.

Damn that GT-R is fast! The lights didn't even drop and he was already down the track!

"But Officer, we started at 2PM yesterday. We didn't realize it was so damn far!"

Given the sparks flying at his foot, when I originally read the title, I thought the outcome would be a gimpy motorist.

@Maymar: I see what you did there