It does seem safest not to feed your Mogwai. Sure, the larval stage is kind of cute, but you can’t wash them so they stink even when cute, and feeding them is just dangerous.

That picture is clearly not oatmeal. 

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...they aren't a gun manufacturing company. And it's worth exactly what people will pay for it, and considering the un-assembled kit is sold out already , I guess it's safe to say that you are wrong, and it's worth more than 500 bucks.

OK, fair enough. That doesn't look it would be very offensive even in the dark. However, we're talking original Kindle vs iPad screen types here (more or less, although a lot smaller). Whip out an Apple Watch in the theater and you would rightfully get crucified, because that is going to be significantly brighter than…

I rarely go to movies based on the ridiculous cost of admission and snacks vs. the quality of the movies, which aren't worth it, however, I can assure you that humans with this thing called "peripheral vision" are really, really good at picking up even small lights that suddenly shine in what is basically a pitch…

"It doesn't bother them because I say it doesn't!"

Just a little fact about the "all day" 18-hour battery life...the only planet with approximately an 18 hour day is...you guessed it, Uranus. So, if you live with your head in Uranus, the Apple Watch is the piece of crap accessory for you.

I have a huge cast iron skillet that I got about 7 years ago from Target...it's nice enough. But I also got my grandpa's smaller set, an 8, 10, and 12 set of pans. They were in bad shape...one was heavily rusted and the others were not usable at first. But 15 minutes with some steel wool shined them up nice and good,…

New cast iron is pretty rough. While you could cook a few pounds of bacon in it and call it "seasoned" (a practice I highly recommend), the roughness does take more time to go away. An old cast iron pan, even one that hasn't been used in a while and has rusted a bit or is just no longer properly seasoned, will be…

That's a mistake everyone makes once. But it's funny how quickly you learn after that one time.

I once had the luck of sitting next to a gorgeous woman my age on a small plane...props, two seats per side, only about 20 rows. Of course, this ended up being a roller coaster ride from hell and rather than be able to focus on my good luck of NOT being seated next to two large smelly men, which is normally how it…

Next on Mythbusters: How many metronomes out of sync metronomes will tear down a bridge?

Prepare for a really long and boring video where the bridge doesn't fall.

Why hasn't someone suggested we use robots yet???

Yeah, but it hit Australia, the red-headed stepchild of the planet.

Wow, Tommy. Well done.

We don't have enough spiders and wasps already?

It's not like I would buy a vacuum, take it apart, and start making out with the filter. Unless it's one of those sexy Japanese robot maid roombas...hmm...

Wait, the worst movie ever wasn't a documentary? I'm so disappointed. Scientists, please go back to science.