I can bang guys

I'm a Mariners fan, so I'm seriously offended by Pete Rose's stupid comment. He really should learn to think before he runs his stupid mouth.

Dat ass

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Tebow's Shoulder Angel: Good boy, Timmy! You look very pious right now.

I see this kind of thing all the time over at my neighborhood sports mead hall.

Sorry, but this is the most American Predator out there.

This is all purely invention on my part. Especially the part about the lady friend.

I'm promoting these just to even things out.

Gotcha. I must have missed that.

Ugh. That is lame and incredibly insulting to the man.

What mashing technique would you recommend? My burly lady friend likes to put the potatoes in a bag and then punch the shit out of said bag until the potatoes are basically soup. I, on the other hand, am all about finesse-mashing.

Here's another if you like this kind of stuff.

From Slovenia

This is the guy who steals your girlfriend when she's studying abroad in Europe.

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