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I went to the Sounders vs. Timbers game at CenturyLink (still not used to calling it that) last year, and the 1,500 or so Timbers fans were chanting louder than the 30,000 Sounders fans.

Agreed.

On whether or not he misses having prags:

If there's one thing I know about the English, it's that none of them want to be associated with a Bath.

Listen Adriano, these team doctors know what's best for your body. When they prescribe a strict adherence to the classic Brazilian footballer regimen of cocaine, whores, penicillin, and keepie-uppie, you best obey.

Finish that bag of peyote buttons?

My brother took up proper football after I did. He's a contrarian. I guess that could lead someone to choose such an unfortunate path as Spuds fandom. Anyways, Ox is amazing. He's like Walcott, but he can actually complete a pass in the final third. Hopefully he doesn't get bumped out of the starting eleven when

He's probably the best choice right now outside of Mourinho (Real is leading Barca in the La Liga standings, I don't see him leaving any time soon). It seems like the vast majority of fans and players want to see the job go to an Englishman.

Hopefully Redknapp takes the job. He leaves, and Spurs sink back down to mid-table where they're supposed to be. Arsenal go back to the top four, and all order is restored in the universe. Oh, and my brother (an insufferable Spurs fan) will finally have to shut the fuck up about being in third place.

"Hello, Newman."

/////Seriously... Belletti?

The three most important qualities you'll see in an elite goalkeeper are great positioning, quick reflexes, and not being Manuel Almunia.

My favorite so far:

This is almost as bad as being subjected to Aerosmith's music.

"So it goes."

+1

I'm an Arsenal fan, so I've always enjoyed Hirshey's schtick. I see how it could rub people the wrong way though.

I'm pretty excited about this too. Deadspin hasn't had a decent soccer feature since David Hirshey left.

Earl Grey, pinky out

"Don't worry, it's not gay if the other guy is dead."