Heh, stay cool.

The .400 Billows

A Fuel Good Men

Gatorade G20 comes in three delicious flavors: Pepper Spray, Lachrymator, and Tears of the Third World.

Make sure you have chipotle mayo. It goes great on cat for some reason.

Cats for dinner? Oh yeah, I'll be there.

I did not. I'm gonna assume you were raving about my immaculate physique and charming personality.

I'm indecisive so I'll give you two. Either Dalmatia, Croatia or Gothenburg, Sweden, for two reasons:

They should have brought in Ray Lewis to off Carlo!!

If I ever have a son, I'm naming him Concacaf.

Will I be saying ten Hail Marys and five Our Fathers as penance for making that joke?

GEICO's rhetorical question ads are 30 seconds of hell on earth. Although, I wouldn't mind them as much if they did something like this:

Jack London and Hermann Göring.

This would be my last comment.

I'm pretty sure Lenny Dykstra could fit my entire head in that cavernous piehole of his.

Unfortunately, I never got to see those guys in action. They retired from football before I was even born.

I read somewhere that the 'Hawks are trying to trade for Carson Palmer.

Prediction: The Seahawks will finish first in the NFC West with a 5-11 record.

Hey, but it segues perfectly into The Shining. At least it's got that going for it.

I've seen that movie at least twenty times, but I've never seen the theatrical cut of it.