@BeerbogganingGoldMedalist:

@Red Ned: I watched From Here To Eternity two days ago on Netflix streaming.

@Gary Oakland Athletics: Oh yeah, definitely. In retrospect, I wish I went to bootcamp in better shape. I barely even made the weight cutoff (I was something like 5'11.5", 195 lbs.)

@Gary Oakland Athletics: I wouldn't worry about it too much. All you really should be doing is push-ups, sit-ups, mountain climbers, and running. Navy bootcamp is basically glorified high school P.E.

@All Over But The Sharting:

@Always Winning: [twitter.com]

@ToddReesingsTurfFacial: Look at you, sniffing out subtle bar graph dong.

@7MinuteAbs: Superbowl XL

@Phinstradamus: +1

@AzureTexan: It's an awful movie starring Martin Lawrence and Danny DeVito.

@Red Ned:

@FatNakedMoleRat: Blizzkrieg

@snoop-a-loop: The 2001 ALCS.

@FavreFAIL: Return Of The Jedi

@Always Winning: Wow, so that's how they do it.

@FavreFAIL: The Departed

I think everybody is taking this the wrong way. Kevin Garnett, a noted soothsayer, was merely pointing out that this kid will be the one to locate Bin Laden and bring him to justice. KG saw that if he gave this kid his autograph, it would turn him on to a career in basketball and irrevocably alter his true destiny of…

@FIFA-Thespian-Federation: Why would people want to smell like an Andres Serrano photograph?

@NotMyFirstRo-Day-O: Goddamn strategically placed telephones!

@Bellwether Johnson: Seriously, who is this Mr. Wizard?