@Daryl_Harmonica: The same can be said about the 9th inning at Dodgers Stadium.

@KingCuyahoga: I was going to say the Portland Trailblazers, but alas, we don't have the Sonics anymore.

@SavetoFavorites: I'd have to go with a member of my own team's fanbase.

@Nothing Can Kill the Grimace...: Yeah, I just started watching towards the very end. They seem to be doing pretty decent. There are a lot of names I don't recognize though. The fuck is a Teal Bunbury?

That sounds like a good little appetizer. I love me some hoarderbs.

@Desi_Relaford: 9 points and 5 rebounds per game is pretty damn weak for an All-Star.

@tastes_like_burning: If you're going to write in people who aren't even in the league, you might as well get creative. How about Bob Cousy? Or "Wee Man"? Or Uncle Fester?

@MopUpReliever: [deadspin.com]

I have deduced that 600 deuces were dropped in that port o potty.

Rex Grossman, esteemed "ticket-puncher" at local cineplex.

@Cyrus_the_virus: I remember hearing about that when he played for the Mariners.

@Armen Tamzarian: It's easy, just make sure the turd is formatted to .jpg.

@FavreFAIL: Nice

@TripleStack: +1

@SavetoFavorites: +1

@Same Sad Echo: Cannolis

@gulag: I have no idea who Jeff Hall is.

@gulag: What did you say to make him so mad?

@JohnnyDrinky: -Did you know the Packers are the only community owned team in American professional sports!

His citation for public Germanness was thrown out because the officer found him to be lacking in the dour department.