Hey you know what would be super cool? If you didn’t try to weaponize my sexuality to insult someone when you could just insult their views. By calling him a closeted queer or whatever the fuck, you are buying into the homophobic idea that people with hatred toward us must have issues with their own sexuality. No, he…

This is interesting because my wife couldn’t stand the single year we were homeowners and is amazed so many people can do it long term. She could not take the noisy yard equipment running all weekend, the sounds of barking dogs, smells of backyard fire pits seeping into our bedroom window, grillers outside the door…

So weird, in one of my random Wiki binges I read about the Jacobite some months ago. lol

Indeed

I once was about to buy a cart full of stuff from Hobby Lobby. But I decided to pull out at the last minute.

Just because some dirty hippies smell like patchouli doesn’t mean patchouli smells like dirty hippies. I’m sure whatever scent you wear doesn’t smell like douche.

This is neither funny, informative, nor original. Pretty much just shows you to be a trite, stupid and emotionally handicapped.

I dry off a little in the tub, then I dry each foot before stepping out and let the bath mat do the rest. I have a fluffy bath mat that doesn’t get soggy easily, and I launder the mats maybe every six weeks. We are barefoot in the house, so no shoes in the bathroom either.

Sorry. I tried to edit out yoga class angle before anyone saw it but it seems kinja was a bit slow.

I’m trying real hard to scrub the mental image of a grunty and sweaty Steve Bannon in yoga pants.

Duh! Who puts the veggies on top of the melted cheese...? The only thing that goes on top of the cheese is caramelized onion/Spicy pepper of choice/minced garlic..... duuuhhh ᕕ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕗ

No one got hurt because we were all in bed! It was surreal in Butte, as it was accompanied by quite the lightning strike. Nothing fell off the walls, the crystal in my cabinet was only very slightly awry; dogs were chill, but 11 year old daughter was terrified. Son and I thought it was pretty cool.

This is still what I say every time I talk about La Croix.

Guilty.

Now all I can think of is a cartoon chicken with Saffy’s voice saying “I don’t want to be a pie!”

Literally me.

Some men are secure in their masculinity and, I think, playing in shorter shorts helps for heat dissipation and running ability (no fabric to get stuck to your skin, for instance).

But would you use the fanciest Dijon ketchups?

Thank you

Thank you