I'm over near Cottage Lake; I have a third of an acre and a stream in my backyard, and we do get skeeters. :\ I love it up there otherwise though.

It is??? I could have swore this was Keith Richards:

When you are a 19-team league has a higher average attendance than either the NBA or NHL (yes, I know arena sizes are a limiting factor for those 2 leagues) and you have a national network broadcast contract, you get to call yourself a major sport.